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document.write('<div class="entry-date">August 17, 2007<\/div>');
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document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/bloggers/passion_downunder/" target="_blank">Passion Downunder<\/a>: ');
document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/2007/08/popping_my_arse_cherry_or_how.php" target="_blank">Popping my arse cherry (Or: How I celebrated Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)<\/a>');
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document.write('<p>Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Finally! <span class="caps">FINALLY<\/span>! After years of waiting, hoping, yearning, I finally got fucked up the arse*! <\/p>');
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document.write('<div class="entry-date">June 20, 2006<\/div>');
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document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/2006/06/im_off_to_brazil.php" target="_blank">I\'m off to Brazil<\/a>');
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document.write('<p>I\'m going on holiday*!!! In a couple of days I will be leaving for <a href="http://www.hamiltonisland.com.au/">Hamilton Island<\/a> on Australia\'s <a href="http://www.gbrmpa.gov.au/">great barrier reef<\/a>. My beloved and I will be residents of Australia\'s most romantic resort for five blissful nights! And the best part is, we are going <span class="caps">WITHOUT THE KIDS<\/span>! We will be free to snorkel, scuba dive and shag to our heart\'s content for almost a whole week! Now, don\'t get me wrong, I love my kids and I\'ll miss them, but this is the first holiday my beloved and I have had without the kids since our eldest was born. And frankly, although holidaying with kids is fun, it is still a helluvalotta hard work, feeding them, bathing them, changing their nappies, breaking up their fights** etc. So for a busy working Mum like me, five days of complete and utter freedom is going to be absolute heaven!<\/p>');
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document.write('<div class="entry-date">May 08, 2006<\/div>');
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document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/bloggers/arthur/" target="_blank">Arthur<\/a>: ');
document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/2006/05/post_1.php" target="_blank">Perfect Form, or Why The Arch D\' Venus Loves Tight Spots (Part 3)<\/a>');
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document.write('<p>Here is an actual exchange between Tess and me concerning the <a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/reviews/arch_d_venus/">first two installments<\/a> of this acrylic quest. (It\'s accurate to the best of my knowledge--it <i>was<\/i> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drv6_ElEWag&amp;search=cinco%20de%20mayo">Cinco de Mayo<\/a>...)<\/p>');
document.write('<p><i>Tess:<\/i> The women are describing masturbation. You\'re masturbating with words.<br />');
document.write('<i>Arthur:<\/i> So what?<br />');
document.write('<i>Tess:<\/i> Even Nietsche had a penis.<br />');
document.write('<i>Arthur:<\/i> What?<br />');
document.write('<i>Tess:<\/i> You talk about everything except what you do with the thing. Are you afraid to get specific?<\/p>');
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document.write('<div class="entry-date">April 20, 2006<\/div>');
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document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/bloggers/arthur/" target="_blank">Arthur<\/a>: ');
document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/2006/04/perfect_form_or_why_the_arch_d_1.php" target="_blank">Perfect Form, or Why The Arch D\' Venus Loves Tight Spots (Part 2)<\/a>');
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document.write('So, the reason I included that random Henry Moore sculpture in <a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/2006/03/perfect_form_or_why_the_arch_d.php">part one of this auto-erotic confession<\/a> is that I was thinking about the scene in <i>Harold and Maude<\/I> where Bud Cort tries to stick his head through a similar sculpture when Maude isn\'t looking.<\/p>');
document.write('<p>It\'s a furtive thrust of the head, somewhat compulsive, an effort to push through this great, vulval opening made of wood. It\'s a great Freudian joke (does Harold have a grand-Oedipus complex?), but Maude\'s stroking of the wood, the way she lingers on its grain, now <i>that\'s<\/i> eroticizing sculpture!<\/p>');
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document.write('<div class="entry-date">March 11, 2006<\/div>');
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document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/bloggers/arthur/" target="_blank">Arthur<\/a>: ');
document.write('<a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/2006/03/perfect_form_or_why_the_arch_d.php" target="_blank">Perfect Form, or Why The Arch D\' Venus Loves Tight Spots (Part 1)<\/a>');
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document.write('<p><a href="http://www.mywisblog.com/pics/moore2.jpg"><\/a> The <a href="http://www.wildinsecret.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Product_Code=IS-ADV1500&amp;Store_Code=WIS" target="_blank">Arch D\' Venus<\/a> is the first toy we bought from Wild In Secret for our own use.  Tess had been buying things as gifts for business but we hadn\'t gotten around to getting a \'gift\' for ourselves.  I am a would-be design snob and was really taken by the Arch D\' Venus as a potential sex toy.  It just seemed to and still seems to represent this ultimate idea of fucking a sculpture.  The base is the piece de resistance.  It almost makes you laugh, the audacity of making such a well-engineered display stand for a dildo.  It\'s fookin\' rad.<\/p>');
document.write('<p>I started thinking a lot about this after we bought the Arch <span class="caps">D\'V<\/span>enus, which probably says something about the kind of things I end up thinking about.<\/p>');
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